I was always appalled by the blatant sexism in the groups name. Deadpool: OH GOD, HE'S INSIDE! Juggernaut: Like in Star Wars, men are destined to become their father, and then have consensual sex with their sister?Vanessa: I think you missed big, big chunks of that movie.Deadpool: No, Im pretty sure Luke nailed her.Vanessa: Baby, thats Empire. Yeah, something like that. At least we still have Bowie. Deadpool: ,Basses: He's dead, too. That's all it takes to be a hero. Lets flip a coin, okay? No line better encapsulates Deadpool 2 than his seemingly final words for Russell. Domino : Whatever. - Deadpool. You've been chosen by a higher power. What coked-out, glass pipe-sucking freakshow comic book artist came up with that little chestnut? Deadpool: In every film, theres a moment when the hero hits rock bottom. That's a twist." Because of me, he's gonna know what real love is. YOU'RE IN THIS SHIT NOW, MUSTACHE! Enjoy! Domino Oh yeah. Deadpool: Yes, it is. You're not a fucking hero. Peter: So, what exactly do you do in the future, anyway, huh? Deadpool: [travels back in time before Peter is killed] Peter!Peter: Wooh! Don't make me say it. Unknown. He's teamed up with the Juggernaut. But in this film, well, you're looking at it. OH GOD, HE'S INSIDE! Deadpool: [referring to the headmaster] That piece of s**t he deserves to die for what he did to you. - Weasel. Right. There's one out there for you. We can't be sure until I get this suit off but, uh, all signs point to yes. Deadpool : Well, I got news for you, my heart is in the right place. huge, steaming ball of foreshadowing. En este escuadrn estarn Domino (Zazie Beetz), Estrella Rota (Lewis Tan), Negasonic (Brianna Hildebrand), Zeitgeist (Bill Skarsgrd), Yukio (Shioli Kutsuna), Coloso . The indecision is killing me. Bring it in. I don't recall asking your opinion, Peter. When Tom Cruise fed 10-year-old Kirsten Dunst blood for the first time. Wade Wilson: They have no concept of it beyond their own worst experience.' Wade Wilson: Vanessa, Weasel, Blind Al, Dopinder, Negasonic Teenage Warhead, and Colossus all return for Deadpool 2, joined by comic fan favorites Cable, Domino, Russell, Juggernaut, Black Tom Cassidy, and . I'm done.". My name's Peter. Deadpool: 'Deadpool 2' Casts 'Atlanta's Zazie Beetz As Domino. We are so fucked! Deadpool: Gary. Deadpool: Peter, Im going to miss him most. In "Human Centipede," it was when those people signed on to be in that movie. No it isn't. I cried when they cancelled Felicity. "You Can't Stop This Mother F***er". Deadpool: "'Let's F*ck Some Shit Up' is my middle name." I guess Stryker finally figured out how to shut you up, [Suddenly Deadpool/Weapon XI is shot in the head by someone who is then revealed to be the current, time-traveling Deadpool]. Deadpool: I realize that you're new to this, but relax. Deadpool: They probably won't even make a 3. [after Deadpool realizes Cable traveled back in time to save him]. Deadpool: It's like he was giving birth anally but they quit halfway through. I dont mean right now.Juggernaut: [grabs Deadpool by the neck and pulls him off the ground] Im going to rip you in half now.Deadpool: That is such a Juggernaut thing to say. Deadpool: You guys coming with us?Negasonic Teenage Warhead: No, well get the kids back to the mansion. I mean, it's not like I have a lot of strong role models to draw off of for Todd. Fun fact about the Ice Box, no one's ever seen it, they keep a monster in the basement. This line builds on an ongoing gag about dubstep (and Cable's hatred of it) and leads into one of the best needledrops in Deadpool 2. Domino : We need a code. You've been here for three days, okay? Rock, meet Bottom. Bambi, The Lion King, Saw 7. It's weird I only ever see two of you. Wade Wilson: He loves killing kids. There we go, the kids call this docking. Yeah, you got them all. Yes, you are. You know the one. Pelicula Deadpool 2: Deadpool 2 Wade Wilson (Ryan Reynolds), el mutante conocido como Deadpool y el antihroe ms gamberro de Marvel tiene que vrselas esta vez con Cable . You should never meet your heroes because, honestly, he's a bit of a dick! You hear yourself, right? Grover's got a cock the size of a Dopinder: They do stick better than tape. He's on top of you! You're in. You're just a kid. I got two charges: One to get me here, one to get me home.Deadpool: Well. The walls of Xavier's mansion are plastered with paintings of classic thinkers, including Karl Marx in a clever moment of subversion. Hitler - 20 April 1889', whispers to bartender ducking behind bar after gun fire ceases, During a Sicilian mafia funeral, Deadpool breaks out of the coffin and shoots at the mob, to himself, holding the Green Lantern script, blood splatters on the script and cuts to Reynolds' face with a gunshot wound in the forehead, he drops revealing Deadpool behind him with a gun, after Deadpool realizes Cable traveled back in time to save him, after Shatterstar is killed by landing on the spinning propellers on a helicopter, to Vanessa after traveling back in time to save her, Deadpool travels back to the moment before Peter is killed, after Dopinder kills the headmaster by running him over with his taxi, Upon seeing the newly transformed Deadpool/Weapon XI, Suddenly Deadpool/Weapon XI is shot in the head by someone who is then revealed to be the current, time-traveling Deadpool, Deadpool shoots the old Deadpool several more times before walking away. You're still using my Velcro labels. Deadpool Directed by David Leitch. [singing] Deadpool: I think you missed big, big chunks of that movie. Obviously there are a ton of references to (and even quick appearances by) the major X-Men players. A handful of 'Deadpool' fans aren't happy Not when it comes to new images of 'Deadpool 2' character, Domino. : Now Deadpool 2 has arrived and it's packed full of even more jokes, if that were humanly possible. I love dubstep! Deadpool: Deadpool: [to Vanessa after traveling back in time to save her] Were definitely naming our kid Cher! Deadpool: Deadpool I wanna take them back! Retrieved on 2 May 2018. Deadpool: Come on. : Deadpool: This Deadpool 2 Character Deserves Their Own Movie. Wade Wilson: But one day, your old pal Wade's gonna ask you to get back in the saddle again. By wearitout. Deadline. Don't scratch! He even runs like a fucking pervert. But all I told him was everything he wanted to know. You're welcome, Canada. You're just an annoying clown dressed up as a sex toy. Almost like the studio couldn't afford another X-Man.". Zazie Beetz as Domino . Alright, let's flip a coin, okay? It's tough to top the version of the Juggernaut from X-Men: The Last Stand, but Deadpool 2 manages to pull it off. Right next to a. Ooh! Dopinder Firefist: [Cable gets out a gun and Deadpool draws his swords] Whoa! It's kinda like if the Beatles were produced by Nickelback. Deadpool A lighter clinks. | And every big family film starts with a vicious murder. [Juggernaut comes out of a pile of rubble] And youre absolutely right. The writers . We all need a sense of belonging. Weasel: Deadpool: Deadpool 2 continues to follow Deadpool (Ryan Reynolds), who forms a team of mutants, the X-Force, which includes luck-altering mutant Domino (Zazie Beetz), to protect a young mutant (Julian Dennison) from the time travelling soldier Cable (Josh Brolin), the future mutant soldier son of X-Men leader Cyclops. [to Wade Wilson] Actually, that may have been me. Youre just an annoying clown dressed up as a sex toy.Deadpool: Well, I got news for you. That's why we've rounded up our favorite quotes from the new movie. Deadpool: I'll tell you why I'm here. And nobody fucking realizes it. My pile-of-shit father took off and bailed. : Powes, fight scenes and quotes of Neena Thurman/Domino portrayed by Zazie Beetz on Deadpool 2 (2018). I have three questions then. You become everything he says you are, but worse. : Hands off that kid, John Conner! [to Cable] She was funny filtered her pain through the prism of humor. It's a perfect one-liner. After working with Cable for a . By Jenna Anderson - March 2, 2023 04:20 pm EST. Next time Uber. Firefist Domino: Did he just call himself God? Starring:Ryan Reynolds, Josh Brolin, Morena Baccarin, T. J. Miller, Leslie Uggams, Brianna Hildebrand, Stefan Kapii, Zazie Beetz, Jack Kesy. Dopinder: My body is an instrument of death.Deadpool: Not now, Dopinder.Dopinder: I could be of great use.Deadpool: Whats your superpower?Dopinder: Courage.Deadpool: Thats adorable.Weasel: Do you have the courage to check and see if there are enough sanitary napkins in the dispenser? You know what we need to do? Vanessa: Wade Wilson: - Deadpool. Give me a bow and arrow and I'm basically Hawkeye. Wade Wilson: : What do you say we go fuck some shit up? I only do over the pants mouth stuff! Juggernaut! I fight for whats right, and sometimes you got to fight dirty!Colossus: You let me down for the last time, Wade. F***ed up, insecure, needy, and emotional. : Oh, but Paul! - May 22, 2018 03:19 pm EDT. And have consensual sex with their sister? Zip it, black Black Widow! [Colossus is reading a book when he hears music outside. Here's what the cast of 'Deadpool 2' looks like in real life. Turns out Domino is a bit of a badass and maybe possibly mildly lucky. Juggernaut! Now, if youll excuse me, Ive got tumors to grow. That piece of shit, he deserves to die for what he did to you. I'm gonna shove that cab driver right up your ass. Deadpool: open/close all folders. But Cable, yeesh, that guy's in the mood. Put your hands behind your knees and get down on your head now! I bet fifty years from now we'll be bestest buddies. Deadpool: [the start kissing]Deadpool: Dont f*** Elvis.Vanessa: Dont f*** Colossus.Deadpool: What? [places his hands on his head while walking in circles], [looks at baby again while waving his arms back and forth]. Retrieved on 22 April 2017. Tails, you did it for me. Karan Soni - Dopinder. Well, guess what, Wolvie? I got two charges: One to get me here, one to get me home." . Deadpool Yeah it is! You think we didn't jump out of the plane because of a light breeze? Cool. We ranked all the best quotes and one-liners in "Deadpool" ahead of the release of "Deadpool 2." Check out these hilarious jokes from the movie starring Ryan Reynolds. I'm dropping in. People nobody would touch. It belongs here, where it can grow. Tell me they got that in slow-motion Deadpool: Seriously, I don't get it! So, stay here in Chateau de Virgin while we go get our fuck on! Just keep looking." Because of you, I'll always know what a grown man with baby balls looks like. "Produced by Did You Really Just Kill Her? We need 'em tough, morally flexible, and young enough so they can carry this franchise 10-12 years. Just walk away.Deadpool: Oh! Settle down, Captain Lucky, it's not gonna be one number. Whatever. Deadpool: The point is, our group will be forward-thinking. Weasel: MeetDomino: Domino.Deadpool: Whats your shtick?Domino: Im lucky.Deadpool: If youre so lucky, then what are you doing here with us?Domino: I dont know yet.Deadpool: Whats that supposed to mean?Domino: It means that I dont know yet. He sees Deadpool playing Peter Gabriel's "In Your Eyes" on his smartphone before covering his ears, Colossus walks out of his room and looks at Deadpool, Negasonic Teenage Warhead throws a food container at Deadpool, knocking the smartphone off his hand. It was my fault she died. Deadpool: You get the strap-on, and let's make a superbaby. Retrieved . You tell them Wade says hi. Any, uh Peter: She always struggled. Fuck it. "Only best buddies execute pedophiles together." - Deadpool. Oh my God! My job. It doesn't have to go this way! Deadpool 2: Zazie Beetz explains why character Domino doesn't have shaved armpits Get our free weekly email for all the latest cinematic news from our film critic Clarisse Loughrey Get our The . Yeah. Gingivitis. I fight for what's right, and sometimes you gotta fight dirty. Well, as Scoutmaster Kevin used to say "There's a first time for everything,son." Wade, Yukio. What a d**k. Well, guess what, Wolvie? You're about to get dick-slapped! Gender neutral. Then the hairy m**herf***er ups the ante by dying. : : By Digger Pierce. All right, well, this has been pretty scary! Don't you say legs! Ha ha! Weasel: Yeah, we still have Bowie. Deadpool: I just have a few final words. I'd like to say you have the power to put your finger on the pulse of society? : Deadpool: I aint letting Cable get to him, even if I have to teabag him to death. Deadpool 2 adds several big guns to Fox's X-Men cinematic universe. - Deadpool. Deadpool: Cable: "Only best buddies execute pedophiles together." I'll be right back. Weasel walks in on him sitting on the couch with no pants on next to Blind Al]. Deadpool: [to Russell] Look. [after being ripped in half by Juggernaut and failed to dissuade Russell from abandoning his mission] Taking the hands out of the guns of the criminals. Im going to touch them all over. : With that in mind, our guide to creating your own Domino costume includes info on both the original and movie versions of the super-heroine's appearance. ", "It's so dark. I think he did. I spent ten years in Special Forces! Deadpool: [Restored to full health after his collar broke off] Negasonic Teenage Warhead: But if you kill him, he wins. Peter.Deadpool: [referring to a headshot of Peter, who looks a lot different in person] Am I getting catfished here, or any powers you want to tell us about, anyPeter: No. Domino: Deadpool: [Deadpool travels back to the moment before Peter is killed]. When an explosion propels her into the air, she safely lands on a random inflatable panda. Its a little hard to hear you with that pity d**k in your mouth. Joi 'SJ' Harris, 40, was killed when the motorcycle she was riding crashed through a window of the Shaw Tower near Jack Poole Plaza on Canada Place Way. Deadpool : I'm that kid's only hope, so sit tight and wait for my word. Domino [Deadpool blocks the first bullet, then misses the rest]. I'm just surprised anyone would date you, especially Pinkie Pie from My Little Pony. Fuck Wolverine. Deadpool: No more senseless violence, no more bloodshed! You're the one who said I was ready, and I frankly disagreed with you. Wade, Vanessa is gone. I'd like to go home. Colossus: I really liked her, you know? Sweetheart, could you speak up? It's just hard to picture. Hey, it's me! Deadpool: Deadpool: Luck is not a superpower! I know it's called a Sea Breeze. F***! What's the most pain you've ever felt? You're right. Pretty sure it doesn't work that way, but we can try. Isn't that how it always works? [turns on time-travel device] Ah, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck. Sometimes, its so bad, we feel like were dying. Will you give Domino my email? [to Peter] Deadpool was an action-packed movie but star Josh Brolin has now revealed that we can expect to see even more action in the highly anticipated sequel which will throw both Cable and Domino into . Wade Wilson: [after Wade's legs were torn off, they're growing back and look like toddler legs. Everyone on the helicopter! Characters in Deadpool 2: Wade Wilson / Deadpool. She's my girlfriend, you intolerant shit. I was once an X-Man! Thats just lazy writing. We're definitely naming our kid Cher! Its both history teacher and fortune teller. [Firefist presses the number 7 and unlocks the collar]. Puns. 27. Nope! George Michael was right. You can go first.Deadpool: Oh, I was just going to say, No, it isnt.Domino: I was going to just bring it back to that, yes, it is.Deadpool: Lets meet in the middle and say, No, it isnt.Domino: [laughing] But it is.Deadpool: Okay. Wolverine: You're not a fuckin' hero. Pain teaches us who we are, Wade. This is crazy. From $1.35. The titular wisecracking mercenary tries to protect a troubled young mutant from a cybernetic soldier who has travelled back in time to kill him. Fu fu Wade Wilson: Were still good.Domino: F***, you are dumb.Deadpool: Even after all this time, I still cant talk about it. Listen to the pain. - Deadpool. Deadpool: True story. Blind Al: Are you sure you're not from the DC universe? [cracks knuckles and sighs. I hope we sharpened the cream cheese spreader. Yeh. Deadpool: Cable: Makes you want to hurt others. Deadpool: I used to have one of those in 1990-never.Cable: [takes Vanessas token] Something to remember you by.Deadpool: Give me that back! Her coarse responses and limited sympathy force Deadpool to return to form, as shown with this hilarious burn in the midst of one of Deadpool's darkest moments. Dopinder: Company Credits : Blind Al: Now, look, sugar. Only best buddies execute pedophiles together. Blind Al: I heard the news, sweetie. Cultural appropriation? And believe it or not, Deadpool 2 is a family film. ,Weasel: Wade, whoever they are, we'll track them down, and bring them to justice. But here we are, trying to overcome our differences. Deadpool: Next time Uber. You dont want to hurt anyone.Russell: How do you know what I want?Deadpool: Because Ive been inside you. : Oh-ho. I'm that kid's only hope, so sit tight and wait for my word. So, guys, those were some of the best quotes of Deadpool from his two movies. I didn't lie what kind of film this was. 20th Century Fox. He's going in through the back! Wait, you can't go back. I'm not even gonna look because you did it for me. By the time the movie's end credits roll, Deadpool 2 has established a new (and far less accident-prone) X-Force lineup of Deadpool, Cable, Domino, Firefist, and Dopinder the cabbie. : It's both history teacher and fortune teller. With this collar on, my superpower is just unbridled cancer. Deadpool: You want to fight for what's right, sometimes you have to fight dirty." Can you see it? Bad ass, that's all you've got. I took that trust and turned it into a glory hole in an airport bathroom. Originally from New York, Harris had . You are not your father. I've been inside your shoes which is also off-putting. One of the more high profile characters to make the leap from comics to the big screen in Deadpool 2 is Zazie Beetz's mutant mercenary Domino. You know what "fine" stands for, Wade? Im never going to dance again. We're gonna lose 'em. Where was I? Like in Star Wars, men are destined to become their father? And I'd like the McRib to be available year round, but sometimes dreams don't come true! I never shouldve left you in that prison.Russell: I cant trust you. Answer: A family. Well, I'm not even going to attempt that. Deadpool What have we done? Your entire generation will fuck this planet into a coma. You're just an annoying clown dressed up as a sex toy. T.J. Miller Promises More Weasel in Deadpool 2 EXCLUSIVE. Makes you wanna hurt others. - Blind Al (Deadpool 2), 'People think they understand pain. Release Dates Zazie Beetz's deadpan delivery of every joke made by Domino makes her the breakout star of Deadpool 2. He was torturing me! Deadpool: SPOILER WARNING: The following article contains major spoilers for Deadpool 2. I'm only yelling to impress the other guys. Deadpool: Gary Peter Or better yet, head back a little further, kill baby Hitler.Cable: I use a device to slide through time. Wade Wilson: We're not. This might not be the family you want, but it's the family you need. Just walk away. Peter is a pure delight for the few minutes he receives on screen. So you're from the future? : Yeah. Deadpool 3 is on the cusp of finally becoming a reality, with the live-action film reportedly set to . Deadpool: Deadpool: You know what we need to do? Deadpool God, it smells like Hitler's anus, which which would make sense, wouldn't it? From the future. Give me a bow and arrow, Im basically Hawkeye. But even you know I'm not a complete piece of shit! And all I want to do is grab her and see her and tell her that Im sorry, and I cant. Deadpool: I made mistakes! Deadpool Youre not a f***ing hero. Vanessa: [as Deadpool is unconcious and sees Vanessa] Kiss me like you miss me, Red.Deadpool: Well, come here. Deadpool: No! Domino Vanessa: [to prison goon] Hi. [Wishing for the Vanisher's safety landing] *Men*? First he rides my coattails with the R-rating, and then, that hairy motherfucker ups the ante by dying. Look, eventually, you're going to hang up the claws, and it's gonna make a lot of people very sad.". Filming & Production He presses the button . Deadpool 2. Any power you wanna tell us about? You smell like somebody shit in a civil war wound after it'd become gangrenous. | I realize that you're new to this, but relax. Deadpool: I dont speak Cantonese, Mister[he looks at card and then tosses it] Deadpool: Well, Im not even going to attempt that. I've been inside your shoes, which is also off-putting. Boy, howdy. : Deadpool: Okay? ["Last words"] Who knew these winds would be so strong?Domino: Everyone! Cable: Deadpool Deadpool 2 flips Domino's appearance by keeping Beetz's natural skin tone and created a pale circle around her eye based . Deadpool: Deadpool : Cable: Told you this little f***ers too far gone.Deadpool: Zip it, Thanos! I am.Deadpool: What am I going to do, Al?Blind Al: Probably something terrible, knowing you.Deadpool: It was my fault. What's your shtick? You are not judge, jury or executioner. Yeah, why would they? Don't scratch! I'm just gonna use this brick. I'm dropping in. Cable: I said, You remind me of my wife. Deadpool: No, Im sorry that you said that while making heavy eye contact and applying lip balm.Cable: She always struggled. Deadpool 2 is an R-rated film, and that is reflected in its dialogue, as are key moments from the movie itself. Cast Ryan Reynolds. Pain teaches us who we are, Wade. Negasonic Teenage Warhead: Look, eventually, you're going to hang up the claws, and it's gonna make a lot of people very sad. Deadpool Deadpool 2 (2018) quotes. We were going to start a family. You used the last of your fuel. Deadpool: APARTMENT. Weasel: By Chase Magnett That's why you're such a little bastard. By stevieboi1579. Deadpool: There it is. No it isn't. And I'd like the McRib to be available year round, but sometimes dreams don't come true! deadpool bullet Sticker. Wade Wilson: Deadpool: Trainee. Deadpool: Russell's not gonna kill anyone. Two, which Sharknado are we on? Come on, we'll do it together. Let's see YOUR soul, perv! I want to belong to something, like you, Pool sir. [while "dying"] No more! Something I could never master. Following the success of "Deadpool" in 2016, the anti-hero is back for a sequel. In every film, there's a moment when the hero hits rock bottom. Deadpool: Russell: What do you say we go f*** some s**t up?Juggernaut: Lets f*** some s**t up is my legal middle name. Terry Crews plays Bedlam, a member of X-Force, in "Deadpool 2." But this version of a team of more edgy X-Men mutants doesn't last long in the movie. A great memorable quote from the Deadpool 2 movie on Quotes.net - [As the X-Force team prepares to skydive] Peter: I hate to interrupt, but is anybody nervous about the high winds? My heart is in the right place. Dont stare directly into that. It's me! - Peter. You are not your father. Deadpool 2 has exceeded the bar set by Deadpool in almost every possible regard, including memorable and hilarious one-liners. - Wade Wilson An ocean is water. According to theDeadpool: Kubler-Ross.Buck: Yeah. Deadpool But she was funny and filtered her pain through the prism of humor. My body is an instrument of death. I was fighting a caped badass. Is anybody nervous about the high winds? Gender neutral. 9. Firefist: . But I can't wait to never speak of this, as soon as possible. But I did take eighth grade Spanish, so donde esta la biblioteca? You got me. Wade Wilson: This is one of her absolute finest moments, expressing exasperation with everyone in the cab while simultaneously poking fun of Cable in a perfect verbal jab. - Deadpool. That came out wrong. That was really nice of you to say hi, so I'm gonna say hi back. Do you see that beautiful bright light? Easily one of the funniest lines of Deadpool 2, this bit manages to do three things all at once. : - Cable (Deadpool 2). It was at Blind Al house Wade legs was growing and there was domino the taxi guy and weasel and cable.showed up .